it is crucial to believe and respect girls when they say a guy is giving them bad vibes even if they don’t give you a reason why
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????
this can be taken two ways
my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back